Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

Moisten your dick by swallowing deeper so it doesn't hurt as much in the anus

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Did I buy nice underwear for nothing? Stop staring and fuck

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick